Elmo in the Pee

at what is most likely significant risk to my daughters human rights, allow me to recite her ABC's (as she did for the first time for mama and daddy last night)

a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,Elmo in the pee,q,r,s,t,u,v,double, x, y,z

this was, of course, the highlight of my evening.